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Jan 2019 - Present
HR professionals: verify a candidate's employment history with Vagified LLC
Vagified LLC is a professional employment verification services company. We provide verified employment references for individuals seeking to demonstrate their work history.
Questions about this verification? Contact our HR department at hr@vagified.com (response time: 4-6 weeks)
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*We do not track post-verification employment outcomes. This statistic represents the number of customers who have voluntarily reported receiving job offers.
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Real feedback from real verified employees
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Everything you need to know (but probably should have asked before paying)
We're not lawyers. Technically, you did work for us in the sense that you engaged our services. What you tell employers about that relationship is between you and them (and potentially law enforcement).
They will see a professional verification portal confirming your employment. They will also see the pricing page, the testimonials, and the general premise of our business. We cannot control what conclusions they draw.
Our service is employment verification, not employment acquisition. We verify that you paid us. We cannot verify that you'll get hired. Refund policy available upon request (requests are not processed).
Our phone verification service is currently "in development." For now, all verifications must be done through our online portal, which we recommend you direct employers to while nervously sweating.
We only verify employment at Vagified LLC. If you need verification from a company you actually worked at, you should contact them. That's... that's how employment verification typically works.
We don't track post-verification employment outcomes. If you get a job, please don't tell us. It would be statistically anomalous and might raise questions about the employer's hiring practices.
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